Surreal Stickers, Mini Collectable Art. Make it weird.

Welcome to the realm of mini collectable art. We are treating premium vinyl like fine art prints.

Every single piece in this surreal sticker collection is a limited-edition release, hand-numbered, and arrives with an artist certificate of authenticity. Once an edition sells out, it is retired permanently—no reprints, no restocks, no second chances.

Orders and edition numbers are filled strictly in the order received. Lower numbers ship first!

✨ Premium durable, waterproof vinyl

✨ Cut to shape (approx. 4" tall x 3" wide)

✨ Individually hand-numbered

✨ Includes Artist Certificate of Authenticity

✨ Mounted on standard 5" x 3.25" cardboard backing

✨ Lovingly wrapped TWICE. First for protection, then for visual yum!

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### 💋 STEMTRESS (Limited Edition 1–100)

She doesn’t knock. She peels. Meet STEMTRESS—the dangerously collectible vinyl vixen who lures your water bottles, laptops, sketchbooks, and unsuspecting surfaces into lifelong commitment. The definitive first release of the STEMTRESS era.

May cause: Random compliments from strangers, sudden surface redecorating, and mentioning your edition number like it’s a personality trait.

### 🌭 FRANKFURTER LADLEHANDS (Limited Edition 1–100)

He's been around the grill a few times. Weathered. Saucy. Surprisingly well-dressed for a man of his... particular shape. He doesn't ask for your attention. He commands it. No reprints. No restocks. No relish.

May cause: Unexplained craving for condiments, strong opinions about who gets to hold him, and telling strangers he's an investment.

### 🍬 SWEET TORMINT (Limited Edition 1–100)

She looks composed. Glossy. Collected. Almost polite. But don’t be fooled. Sweet TorMint is the quiet kind of chaos—the kind that keeps it together beautifully while the world turns up the heat. No melting back into circulation.

May cause: Sudden emotional attachment to inanimate objects, protective behavior over your edition number, and saying “It’s limited” in casual conversation.

### 🍕 PIZZA DOG PARADOX (Limited Edition 1–150)

Born from a handmade magazine collage and brought to life as a crisp die-cut sticker. A certified slice of existential puppy perfection. He exists simultaneously as a good boy and a hot dinner.

May cause: Inexplicable urge to bark at the delivery guy, a sudden craving for a pepperoni slice, and deep thoughts about the space-time continuum.

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SHIPPING & PROCESSING:

Often ships in under 24 hours; however, official shop policy is 1–3 business days. Claim your number before someone else does!